| Saturday, January 20th, 2007 |
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| Monday, May 1st, 2006 |
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Early in the year a bitter division forms over what should be the homecoming theme. The student council president, along with a clear majority wants the theme to be "Success under the Stars" A vocal minority, led by the maverick vice president of 11th grade wants a "Teenage Wasteland" theme. With whom do you side? Join the President Join the Rebel |
| 1:12 pm |
The trajectory of your life is set. You will fail as a lobbyist on the national level but will work on the state level. You will always feel you are a notch below “having arrived.” Deep down you will feel this is blamed on cowardice. |
| 1:11 pm |
The trajectory of your life is set. Years after graduation you end up in a cube doing data entry and desperately trying to fill the creative void at night by doing slam poetry. |
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Horns
At Band Camp someone offers you your fist joint. Do you take it? Yes No |
| 1:09 pm |
Drums
Besides the High School band you play in a indie band on the side. After 7 months of band practice you get a paying gig for the band but it is the same night as a home football game. What do you do? Go to the Gig. Go to the home football game. |
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The trajectory of your life is set. You end up as a jazz musician. Lucky for you, your spouse makes a lot of money. |
| 1:08 pm |
The trajectory of your life is set. You end up as a computer programmer. |
| 1:07 pm |
The trajectory of your life is set. You will first do construction job because they allow you to follow your musical hopes at night. Your musical dreams never pan out but your construction jobs lead to you restoring old houses. With all the money you make you subsidize your band for many years. You are insignificant but happy. |
| 1:07 pm |
The trajectory of you life is set. You end up writing musical scores for Hollywood blockbusters. |
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Journalism
After the obligatory, “Intro Journalism” class you have to decide whether or not you should join the newspaper or the yearbook staff. Newspapers are fast and loose. They have more action and you can see your name in print more often. With yearbooks you have to wait all year to see the fruits of your labor. However it will be a more permanent record of your work for posterity. Join the Yearbook Staff Join the Newspaper Staff |
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Let it Ride.
The trajectory of your life is set. You end up work as an advertisement consultant. You make lost of money and mostly enjoy your day job but you wonder if you missed something important. |
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The trajectory of your life is set. You end up fat because you watch way too much ESPN. |
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Covering Scandals
The trajectory of your life is set. You will always be simulatonlsly drawn and repealed by power. This confusion will lead to you becoming a loud leftist extremist. |